Saturday, December 6, 2008

A new kind of Christmas Carol... :)

Jason the Red-Nosed Baby (from Babytalk magazine)
This one is for you Lianna :)

Jason the red-nosed baby
Had a wet and hacking cough,
Yet his obnoxious mommy
Didn't call his playdates off.

All of the other mommies
Panicked later in their vans,
Squirting Purell like crazy,
Fearing for vacation plans.
Then, before her own vacay,
Jason's mother groaned,
"I've got such a temperature,
I'll be stuck in bed for sure."

Then how the mommies gloated
As they whispered out of spite,
"Sorry she can't go skiing,
But it kind of serves her right!"

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